El otro día celebraba mis primeros 10 años en los Países Bajos y durante todo ese tiempo ha habido de todo, de unas cosas más que de otras pero de lo que siempre hubo fue de Cine.
Mi forma de contar el paso del tiempo se basa en la cantidad de películas que veo. Cuando entro en una nueva empresa lo primero que hago es crearme un correo que me enviaré a mi mismo cuando acabe el contrato y en el mismo voy apuntando todas las películas que veo. Por eso sé que en mi primer año en los Países Bajos vi 81 películas mientras trabajaba para Lucent Technologies y durante los nueve años restantes vi 929 y al sumar ambas cantidades tenemos que en mi primera década en los Países Bajos he ido al cine en 1010 ocasiones.
Como no hay nada que impresione más que una dosis masiva de realidad, la lista que contiene todos los títulos de las películas que he visto en esta década es la siguiente:
Wrongfully Accused, Mission: Impossible 2, The Next Best Thing, Down to You, Stir of Echoes, Titan A.E., Plata Quemada, Scary Movie, American Psycho, The Cell, Perfect Storm, Road Trip, X-Men, Space Cowboys, Coyote Ugly, Pitch Black, What Lies Beneath, Blair Witch Project 2, Drowning Mona, Gossip!, All About My Mother, Meet the Parents, Billy Elliot, Under Suspicion, The Family Man, The Grinch, Pay it Forward, Charlie’s Angels, Planeta Rojo, El Sexto Dia, La Ruta Hacia el Dorado, Dinosauro, Cherry Falls, Los Padres de Ella, Operacion Reno, Cast Away, Watcher, Unbreakable, What Women Wants, Snatch, Ik Ook Van Jou, Bedazzled, Vertical Limit, Ski to the Max, Last Buffalo 3D, Hannibal, Proof of Life, The Wedding Planner, The Gift, Remember the Titans, Miss Congeniality, Thirteen Days, Chocolat, Enemy at the Gates, Traffic, Exorcist, Torrente 2: Mision en Marbella, Dragones y Mazmorras, Tigre y Dragon, Monkeybone, El Espinazo del Diablo, The Mexican, 15 Minutes, The Mummy Returns!, Dracula 2.000, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Bounce, Exit Wounds, Shrek, The Fast and the Furious, A.I. Artificial Intelligence, Captain Correlli’s Mandolin, Good Advice, America’s Sweethearts, Moulin Rouge, American Pie 2, A Knight’s Tale, Discovery of Heaven, Joy Ride, Rush Hour, Serendipity, Kiss of the Dragon, Don’t say a Word, The Others, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Bandits, Jossie and the Pussycats, El señor de los Anillos, Spy Game, Amelie, The Princess Diaries, Italian for Beginners, Juana la Loca, Rat Race, Jeepers Creepers, Ocean’s Eleven, Life as a House, Vanilla Sky, Enigma, Monsters Inc., Kate & Leopold, From Hell, A Beautiful Mind, The Mothman Prophecies, Hable con Ella, The Shipping News, Guerreros, Gosford Park, Time Machine, Shallow Hal, Thirteen Ghosts, We were Soldiers, Panic Room, The Scorpion King, Showtime, John Q, Frailty, Blade II, Get Over It, Hart’s War, El sueño de Ibiza, Session 9, No somos nadie, Killing me Softly, Monster’s Ball, Star Wars: Episode 2 – Attack of the Clones, About a Boy, Bad Company, Scooby Doo, Murder by Numbers, Lillo & Stitch, Long Time Dead, Spiderman, 40 days, 40 nights, Dragonfly, 51st State, Eight Legged Freaks, Men in Black 2, Resident Evil, High Crimes, Ice Age, The Sum of all Fears, El otro lado de la cama, Windtalkers, Austin Powers in Goldmember, Y tu mama tambien, K19: The Widowmaker, The Sweetest Thing, The Guru, Signs, Reign of Fire, Nos miran, Road to Perdition, Serving Sara, Lisistrata, Bend it like Beckham, Minority Report, The Bourne Identity, xXx (Triple X), Changing Lanes, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Insomnia, Iris, Red Dragon, Halloween: Resurrection, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Four Feathers, Ghost Ship, Mr. Deeds, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Sweet Home Alabama, Van Wilder, Santa Clause 2, FearDotCom, The Tuxedo, The Pianist, Kamchatka, El Refugio del mal, Die Another Day, Los Lunes al Sol, Mas de 1000 Camaras Velan por tu Seguridad, City of Ghost, Gangs of New York, Nueve Reinas, The Ring, Catch me if you can, Two Weeks Notice, Orange County, Final Destination 2 8 Mile, Chicago, They, About Schmidt, Jackass the movie, Bowling for Columbine, Analyze That, Star Trek: Nemesis, The Hot Chick, The Recruit, Daredevil, Utopia, El ojo, Narc, Adaptation, La gran aventura de Mortadelo y Filemon, The Hours, El oro de Moscu, The Core, Maid in Manhattan, Just Married, Old School, Johnny English, Dreamcatcher, Equilibrium, How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days, X-Men 2, Darkness, 28 Days Later, Matrix Reloaded 25th Hour, City by the Sea, Novo, The Man Who Wasn’t There, Cradle 2 the Grave, My Little Eye, Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, Basic, Anger Management, The Hulk, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Bruce Almighty, Wrong Turn, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, Real Women Have Curves, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, What a Girl Wants, Descongélate, The Italian Job, Soul Survivors, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Freddy vs Jason, American Wedding, Identity, My Boss’s Daughter, Freaky Friday, Bad Boys II, Intolerable Cruelty, Jeepers Creepers 2, Matrix Revolutions, Finding Nemo, Love Actually, Master and Commander, Scary Movie 3, Dogville, Kill Bill Volume 1, S.W.A.T, Underworld, House of 1000 Corpses, Elf, Les invasions barbares, Días de Fútbol, Good Bye, Lenin!, Deep Blue, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Last Samurai, Intacto, Stuck on You, Paycheck, Along Came Polly, Calendar Girls, Big Fish, Cold Mountain, Something’s Gotta Give, Gothika, 21 grams, Monster, Lost in Translation, La mala educacion, Duplex, Timeline, Cheaper by the Dozen, Passion of the Christ, Taking Lives, Hidalgo, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, Secret Window, Kill Bill: Vol. 2, Van Helsing, Dawn of the Dead, Mind hunters, Troy, The Day after Tomorrow, The Butterfly Effect, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, FBI Frikis Buscan Incordiar, The Reckoning, The Tulse Luper Suitcases Part 2: Vaux to the Sea, Mean Girls, Shrek 2, Spider-Man 2, The Ladykillers, King Arthur, I, Robot, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Fahrenheit 9/11, The Stepford Wives, The Clearing, The Chronicles of Riddick, Cámara Oscura, The Girl Next Door, Isi y Disi: Amor a lo bestia, Young Adam, Ju-On: The Grudge 2, The Village, The Bourne Supremacy, Collateral, Shark Tale, Mar adentro Roma Alien vs Predator, Anacondas, The Manchurian Candidate, Man on Fire, The Terminal, The Incredibles, The Forgotten, Diarios de motocicleta Ocean’s twelve, Alfie, Finding Neverland, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, La ventana de enfrente, 2046, El maquinista El asombroso mundo de Borjamari y Pocholo, Bridget Jones: The edge of reason, Ong-bak, Un toque de canela, Los niños del coro, La semilla de Chucky, National Treasure, The Grudge, Resient Evil: Apocalypse, The Aviator, Blade Trinity, Closer, Million Dollar Baby, Ray, Alexander, Meet the Fockers, Un long dimanche de fiancailles, Ouija, White Noise, Meet the Fockers, Constantine, A Home at the End of the World, Robots, The Ring two, Assault on Precint 13, Cursed, After the Sunset, The Interpreter, The Pacifier, Hitch, Be Cool, Sideways, Kingdom of Heaven, Travellers and Magicians, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Sin City, A Good Woman, Saint Ange, Batman Begins, Madagascar, War of the Worlds, Fantastic Four, Sahara, Amityville Horror, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Creep, The Island, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Skeleton Key, I Heart Huckabees, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Dark Water, Wedding Crashers, Dukes of Hazzard, Cinderella Man, Red Eye, Crash, New Police Story, Four Brothers, Elizabethtown, Doom, La Niña Santa, A History of Violence, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Serenity, Match Point, Flightplan, Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Los 2 lados de la cama, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, The Constant Gardener, Saw 2, Inside Deep Throat, In Her Shoes, Just Like Heaven, Oliver Twist, Aeon Flux, The Jacket, The Cave, The Dark, Prime, Broken Flowers, Munich, The Descent, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Fun with Dick and Jane, Brokeback Mountain, Good Night and Good Luck, Hostel, Walk the Line, Syriana, Running Scared, Final Destination 3, Get Carter, Volver, Firewall, Proof, Tsotsi, The Last Sign, Ice Age: The Meltdown Bienvenido a casa, Azul oscuro casi negro, V for Vendetta, Lucky Number Slevin, Cama Adentro, Noticias Lejanas, Mission: Impossible III, The Da Vinci Code, X-Men: The Last Stand, The Omen 666, Silent Hill, Ultraviolet, Just My Luck, The Assassination of Richard Nixon, Hard Candy, Shutter, The Break-Up, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead’s Man Chest, Superman Returns, C.R.A.Z.Y., Sommer vorm Balkon, Días azules, El próximo Oriente, An American Haunting, World Trade Center, Babel, The Devil Wears Prada, The Grudge 2, Click, Children of Men, Clerks II, Borat, The Departed, Scoop, The Covenant, Cándida, Eragon, The Queen, Arthur et les Minimoys, La sombra de Nadie, The Holiday, The Return, Flags of Our Fathers, Deja Vu, La Science des rêves, Apocalypto, Blood Diamond, Casino Royale, The Last King of Scotland, Rocky Balboa, The Prestige, The Good Shepherd, Zwartboek, El laberinto del Fauno, Night at the Museum, The Pursuit of Happyness, Letters from Iwo Jima, Paris, je t’aime, Das Leben der Anderen, Breaking and Entering, Gwoemul, Captivity, Bridge to Terabithia, The Painted Veil, Norbit, Ghost Rider, 300, An Inconvenient Truth, Music & Lyric, Hot Fuzz, Sunshine, Shooter, Orquidea negra, Mi mejor enemigo, Padre nuestro, Una estrella y dos café, Next, La niña en la piedra, Nacido y criado, Iluminados por el fuego, Morirse en domingo, Spider-Man 3, The Reaping, Death Proof, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, Zodiac, The Messengers, Hors de Prix, La Soledad, Bajo las estrellas, Ladrones, Hostel 2, Lonely Hearts, 28 Weeks Later, Café solo .. o con ellas, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Shrek the Third, Death at a Funeral, Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Transformers, Die Hard 4.0, Odette Toulemonde, El club de los suicidas, Caótica Ana, 2 Days in Paris, En el hoyo, The Bourne Ultimatum, La carta esféfica, 1408, Ratatouille, Stardust, Mr. Brooks, The Kingdom, Evening, Knocked Up, Death Sentence, Rush Hour 3, The Invasion, Atonement, Michael Clayton, Alles is liefde, 30 days of night, Lions for Lambs, Hairspray, Superbad, Resident Evil: Extinction, The Assassination of Jesse James, The Golden Compass, Enchanted, Eastern Promises, Hitman, Irina Palm, El orfanato, I Am Legend, Ensemble, c’est tout, [REC], Nanny Diaries, Se, Jie, No digas nada, American Gangster, The Last Mimzy, Halloween, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, Away from Her, Earth, Gone Baby Gone, The Oxford Murders Mortadelo y Filemón: misión salvar la tierra Cloverfield, In the Valley of Elah, Aliens VS Predator 2, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, The Kite Runner, The Mist, Mr. Woodcock, Charlie Wilson’s War, Juno, P.S. I Love You, No Country for Old Men, Jumper, August Rush, John Rambo, The Other Boleyn Girl, There Will Be Blood, 27 Dresses, Lo mejor de mi, Vantage Point, It’s a Free World ??, Artic Tale, Die Fälscher, 10,000 B.C., Untraceable, Horton Hears a Who!, Definitely, Maybe, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Reservation Road, The Eye, Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead, The Bucket List, Street Kings, Cassandra’s Dream, The Ruins, Into The Wild, Doomsday, Rendition, Iron Man, Taken, Penelope, Lo bueno de llorar, Año uña, El camino de San Diego, Speed Racer, What Happens In Vegas, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Funny Games U.S., Made of Honour, Be Kind Rewind, Happy-Go-Lucky, The Happening, The Incredible Hulk, Drillbit Taylor, Caos Calmo, Los cronocrímenes, Rivales, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 21, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, hen She Found Me, Kung Fu Panda, Mamma Mia!, Hancock, In Bruges, The Strangers, The Dark Knight, WALL-E, The Mummy: Tomb of the Emperor, The X Files: I Want To Believe, Fireflies in the Garden, The Children of Huang Shi, Get Smart, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Wild Child, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Una palabra tuya, Deux jours à tuer, Los girasoles ciegos, The Forbidden Kingdom, Bangkok Dangerous, Wanted, The Accidental Husband, Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden, 3:10 To Yuma, Mirrors, Elegy, Bottle Shock, Brideshead Revisited, Tropic Thunder, Death Race, Babylon A.D., The Bank Job, Eagle Eye, Sex Drive, RocknRolla, Max Payne, Bride Flight, Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, My Best Friend’s Girl, Quantum Of Solace, Nights in Rodanthe, How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, Boy A, Blindness, Burn After Reading, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, Body of Lies, Oorlogswinter, Twilight, Pride & Glory, Changeling, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Wit Licht, The Women, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Anywhere But Home – Four Christmases, Australia, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, The Spirit, Prime Time, My Blueberry Nights, Estômago, Aparecidos, Bella, Flammen & Citronen, Bedtime Stories, Saw V, Seven Pounds, Frost/Nixon, The Visitor, The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Revolutionary Road, Yes Man, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Valkyrie, Zack And Miri Make A Porno, Righteous Kill, Milk, Doubt, New In Town, Slumdog Millionaire, The Wrestler, Friday the 13th, Transporter 3, The Tale of Despereaux, Mentiras y gordas, NO-DO, Los Paranoicos, Filme Fobia, Goodbye Solo, Salamandra, Marley & Me, Watchmen, Role Model, The Duchess, Che: Part One, My Bloody Valentine, Gran Torino, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Bride Wars, The Unborn, Defiance, The Reader, Che: Part Two, He?s Just Not That Into You, The Boat That Rocked, 17 Again, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Fast & Furious, Star Trek, Sunshine Cleaning, The Burning Plain, Coraline, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, Angels & Demons, The Uninvited, Terminator Salvation, The Hangover, Duplicity, The Proposal, The Brothers Bloom, I Love You, Man, Easy Virtue, The Young Victoria, The Last House on the Left, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Drag Me To Hell, Bruno, Management, State of Play, Rudo y Cursi, Chéri, In the Electric Mist, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, The Escapist, Public Enemies, The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, Crossing Over, A Perfect Getaway, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Away We Go, Inglorious Basterds, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Män som hatar kvinnor, Antichrist, Ong bak 2, The Haunting in Connecticut, Vratné lahve, Ex, Mapa de los sonidos de Tokyo, The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, Fifty Dead Men Walking, My Sister’s Keeper, Passengers, Tenderness, The Final Destination, Funny People, 9, Los abrazos rotos, Gamer, District 9, A film with me in it, (500) days of Summer, De Storm, Up, The Ugly Truth, Julie & Julia, Surrogates, Fame, This Is It, Jennifer’s Body, Love Happens, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant, Bright Star, The Orphan, Whatever Works, Sorority Row, 2012, The Twilight Saga: New Moon, A Christmas Carol, The Time Traveler’s Wife, Komt een vrouw bij de dokter, Ninja Assassin, Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire, Paranormal Activity, Capitalism: A Love Story, Law Abiding Citizen, Brothers, Hachiko: A Dog’s Story, Old Dogs, Anubis en de Wraak van Arghus, Avatar, Celda 211, Quelque chose à te dire, Le Hérisson, Spanish Movie, El baile de la Victoria, Creation, The Men Who Stare at Goats, It’s Complicated, Up in the Air, The Fourth Kind, Did You Hear About The Morgans?, Where the Wild Things Are, Sherlock Holmes, A Serious Man, Edge of Darkness, The Wolfman, De Prinses en de Kikker, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Valentine’s Day, An Education, A Single Man, The Box, Nine, Harry Brown, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Shutter Island, The Lovely Bones, Invictus, Chloe, The Last Station, Dear John, Alice in Wonderland, Solomon Kane, The Road, From Paris with Love, The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans, The Book of Eli, How to Train Your Dragon, Case 39, The Bounty Hunter, Remember Me, De Gelukkige Huisvrouw, I Love You Phillip Morris, The Crazies, Océans, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Nowhere Boy, Green Zone, Iron Man 2, Clash of the Titans, La Nana, El secreto de sus ojos, Date Night, Kick-Ass, El nido vacío, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Repo Men, Ágora, The Ghost Writer, The A-Team, Killers, She’s Out of my League, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Shrek Forever After, Toy Story 3, The Back-up Plan
Si alguien se molesta en contarlos descubrirá que hay menos de 1010 ya que he repetido muchísimas películas y en mi lista solo aparecen la primera vez que las voy a ver.
Todo este cine lo vi en las ciudades holandesas de Hilversum, Utrecht, Amsterdam, Eindhoven, Den Haag y Nijmegen, en las ciudades españolas de Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, Telde, Vecindario, Valencia, Barcelona, Santiago de Compostela y Sevilla, en las ciudades alemanas de Frankfurt y Nuremberg, en las ciudades de Kuala Lumpur y Melaka en Malasia, Dublín (Irlanda), Istanbul (Turquía) y en Praga (República Checa) y en muchísimas ocasiones estuve acompañado por amigos y conocidos.
El cine siempre ha formado parte de mi vida de una u otra manera, ya sea en las frases absurdas que uso en la firma de mis correos o en frases hechas que uso, todo viene del cine igual que la música nueva que descubro e incluso lugares que he visitado por llamarme la atención después de verlos en alguna película. En los cines de cualquier ciudad me siento en casa y siempre que tengo tiempo y hay alguno disponible les hago una visita.
El cine es tan importante que cuando después de un año dejé de trabajar en Lucent, el correo de despedida lo escribí usando los títulos de las películas que vi durante ese año, los cuales logré encajar en una preciosa historia que por supuesto leyeron los lectores de mi lista de distribución, aquellos que sí que pueden decir que llevan diez años leyendo mis desquiciados textos. Cuando me despidan o me vaya de la empresa en la que trabajo en la actualidad no creo que lo vuelva a hacer porque sería un texto con al menos ochocientos sesenta y dos títulos de películas y como os podéis imaginar, solo para escribirlo necesitaría un par de días.
En las próximas semanas tendremos alguna otra anotación que se centrará en algún otro aspecto de estos primeros diez años vividos en Holanda.
